Define Cold As Fuck Meaning

Cold As Fuck
adjective - used to describe outside weather when it is so cold outside, you are actually forced to put on real shoes, a jacket, and long pants to avoid hypothermia. Usually applies when the temperature is in the 20's or below. Also used as an excuse for not going outside and staying inside all day to watch TV.

Girl: "Would you like to go to the store with me?"

Boy: "Hell no, it's cold as fuck outside."
By Kamila
As Cold As Fucking Skeletor
Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.

By Livy
Cold Fuck
Sexual intercourse without any emotional connection.

One night stand sex

Popular with sex addicts and horny young males who cold fuck one partner after another





Scenario;

cold fuck couple, Male has just ejaculated

Female
"hey, what about me"?

Male - now sitting back at his computer looking for next cold fuck

"finish yourself off then call a taxi"!
By Ricky
Cold War Fuck Face Off
The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
By Laina
Stone Cold Fuck
When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.
By Benita
Ice Cold Fuck
A way to dress up the exclamation "Fuck".

Ice cold fuck! I can't find my god damn keys.
By Cathleen