Define Contortionist Meaning

Contortionist
people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.

>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."
By Danice
Contortionist
Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
By Delora
Contortionist
the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

By Drona
Contortionist
someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.
By Margaret
Contortionist
Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!
By Cori
The Contortionist
much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"
By Ariana
Contortionist
Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.

My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.
By Jodie
Mongolian Contortionists
People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.
By Pegeen
Contortionist James
Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer
By Meara