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Define Cooning Meaning

Cooning
Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies

1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)
By Carleen
Cooning
to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.

Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.

Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
By Helene
Cooning
1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.

OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep
By Eloisa
Coon
A person who insults his own race.

Mom, what is the man saying? He's just cooning on black people.
By Alene
The Coon
A vigilante child dressed as a raccoon. It's Eric Cartman's secret identity. He is Professor Chaos's arch enemy and his rival is Mysterion

there is an animal that lives by night; Searches through trash cans and cleans out the garbage. to clean out the trash of society I've chosen to become more than a man; I am the hero this town needs; I am the Coon!
By Wileen
Coon
An insulting term used by both races.

When used by whites it translates to "nigger".

When used by blacks its describing an uncle Rukus type character.

A black person who is ignorant to white discrimination and unknowingly suffers with self hatred.

A black man who only dates white women or only find white women attractive.

"Samuel L Jackson played a coon in the movie Django."

"Great! The only black news-caster for FOX didn't find anything wrong the white policeman only arresting the black kids in a group of black and white kids! What a coon!"
By Adaline
Coon It In
To Coon it in

To Coon it in:

Is a construction term used when an item or material has been installed prior to your works, meaning you need to rip tear smash and bust any object in your way. At no time do you care about others and their shit, thus the item has been Coon in, The cost will be bared by anyone but yourself as you will be long gone when the other feltcher revisits the area.
By Jenine
Coon
A coon is basically a sellout in the African American community.

Or a better defintion is when you are of the race your talking done upon.
~latrinell79

Example:

Black man gets shoot.

Coon: If he wasn't wearing jays he wouldn't have been shoot. Its his fault for acting black.

Racist White people: applauding

Example: Watch stacey dace at Grammy's. She cooning.
Example:
Stacey dace

Raven Simone
By Jilly
Coon/cooning
Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning
By Pattie
Coon
A black guy who worships white girls and does not like his own race. A black guy who doesn't/barely claims being black

"Look at that fine dark skin over there"

"Girl no, he's a coon"

"Oh never mind then"
By Nevsa