Define Cosmonaut Meaning

A Russian astronaut.

An astronaut of Russia(or the former Soviet Union) is called a "cosmonaut". The word was derived from "kosmos"(universe) and "nautes"(sailor/navigator).

An alcoholic beverage that mixes vodka and tang.

Tang = An astronaut's favorite.
Vodka = Russian alcohol
Cosmonaut = Russian astronaut.

Hence Tang + Vodka = Cosmonaut.

The premiere person of their chosen field of study.

When two males spacedock with either a turdildo or fresh poop. The Cosmonauting occurs when the males insert the turdildo into each others anuses and have a sort of homosexual intercourse with it. Heterosexual cosmonauting is called Spacedocking.

1.The Simultaneous Space docking between two women. (See Space Dock)

2.When Two women do an inverted sitting position and shit in each others pussy.

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.