Define Astronaut Meaning

One who insists on driving despite being too high to walk.

Someone who is amazing in bed (sex).

A sexual position where the girl is hanging upside with those space boots ,that the astronauts use to sleep and what not, while hanging upside down she is giving you head and you are wearing a space helm and right when you brick you scream at the top of your lungs "blast off!"

A word small children use in place of the word "ass"

a word used to describe a man's testicals

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"

To be an astronaut is to be very very high on cannabis.

When you stick your thumb up the ass and your middle finger up the vagina of a woman and toss her, off into a pool, down a bowling alley, or into the air in general. "Up, up and away!"

Cosmic cock blockery abound, these space exploring bastards are known for ruining any chance you have of looking cool at a "Roll Party" (A social gathering in which Ecstasy is consumed)

An adjective for some thing fake or stupid like the moon landing