Joe: You look like hell, did you pull another all nighter?
Keith: Cindy and I tried out that Cottage Grove thing.
Joe: Woah, what was that like?
Keith: Holy fuck man. Holy fuck.
A surburban town that is EXTREMELY boring unless you know the right people. It is a farming community also, and the High School has a very high pregnancy rate. Most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.
Person 1: I'm so excited to go to Mexico for spring break!
Person 2: FML, I have to stay in Cottage Grove, MN.
basic public middle school in minnesota. most kids here are either crackheads, quiet, or retarded. if you go here, you at least know one kid who does drugs.