Define Crack One Off Meaning

v. Masturbate.

v. To blow your load, or cum

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.

Verb: to defecate explosively.

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.