"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically
tested retort which
wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that
Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the
homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*