Define I Shit You Not Meaning

I Shit You Not

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

By Rubetta

I Shit You Not

When some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.

guy 1 - i just laid your mom

guy 2 - wtf!! seriously?

guy 1 - i shit you not my friend...

By Ricky

I Shit You Not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

By Pen

I Shit Love You

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

By Madelena