Man, this old creepy man looks like Gru from Despicable Me and he's been following me around... holy shit call help
By Muire
Creepy Man Hug
if you're a man, and you hug another man (man on man situation), you grab them tight by the waist, put your beard in their neck, and tell them "our balls are touching"...because they are (its like hugging your fucked-up uncle and he gives you a hug and you just feel violated)