Define Gru Meaning

the worlds sexiest beast in the world

gru is a word that is used when someone is being rude and disrespectful towards female bestfriends.

A non gender specific pronoun to be used in place of they, he, she, etc.

Not to be confused with the name Gru dirived from the movie “Dispicable Me” and it’s counterparts

A direct address applied only to the coolest of cool, or the lamest of lame. It is sort of a double-edged sword. The word is sometimes ambiguous in its usage.

Yelling "I am going to take the moon!" Before sticking your giant nose in someone's asshole.

An alpha male with the LARGEST cock ever seen. He looms over humanity at 14' tall. Using the ratio of height:hand size, we can calculate Gru's penis size. The average hand length of a 6'1 man from the wrist to the end of the middle finger is 7.75 cm. Gru's height is 14', 8 feet 11 inches taller than an average male. We can assume that Gru's hand length is a little more than double in size, at least 15 cm. So, in that case, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

Acronym for Gamers Rise Up. The Gamers Rise Up movement began in response to growing concerns regarding oppression of gamers, the world's most oppressed and marginalized minority. Through the GRU movement, gamers finally have hope to be treated equal to everyone else. In addition, the GRU movement dedicates itself to the struggle against normies, cringe, and anti-gamers.

The most awesome person alive.

PS stole the moon

The Soviet military intelligence organization.

A socially confused up-tight russian like person with huge shoulders that is niether a hero nor a villan. Often associated with a bald guy with a pointy nose. You can use it in a sentence to describe someone that looks strange or is up to no good but you dont have proof of his hostility. Shady figure.