Creme brulee situation.
Guy#1 (American) - do you guys write "créme brulée" or "creme brulée"?
Guy#2 (French) - crème brûlée.
Guy#1 - Holy crap they're multiplying.
By Ana
Creme Brulee
The act of taking a shit without wiping your ass and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent shit that must break through the crusty layer to escape.
I was running late for work and didn't have time to wipe so I decided to creme brulee it instead.
cunnilingus through a scab. The receiving party should have a large scab covering their vaginal opening. The partner performing the act pokes through the scab with his/her tongue, or chews through it with their teeth in order to perform oral sex. Swallowing the scab is optional.
i went down on Zoe and much to my chagrin, a creme brulee was in order to finish the act.
By Guillemette
Creme Brulee
When a woman catches a guy's cum in her hand and then gently blows on it until the top layer solidifies. Then she has to lightly tap the "crust" with her fingernail and eat her lovely desert.
In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart
I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"
Drank too much jager last night... ended up creme brulee-ing all over the toilet floor.
By Brear
Creme Brulee
A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.
John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.
