To dip or emmerse one's nut sack into the beverage of another unkowing individual.
"Steve was acting like such a dick mouth at the bar last night so when we was busy talking to some chick I took his drink under the table and gave him a little croch on the rocks."
By Rivy
Croch Pheasant
insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.
mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanxcrotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!
By Meriel
Croch Watch
when your sitting and a female with big butt and tight jeans walks in and you cant help but look at her croch and ass ..because your eye level with it..
"yo i was falling asleep in that meeting until sheila walked in and i just croched watched until she sat down...i was awake with wood..