Define Croch Meaning

Croch
Another slang reference to the penis.

By Phaidra
Croch
An area where much ruffage is release a long with male appendages such as a vaginer

By Dione
Croch Mace
The terrible smell from one's private parts.

I went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.
By Jody
Croch Sniff
1.A person who is in other peoples business constantly with no real constructive or useful input.

2.An annoying person who is constantly up your ass or croch.

3. A person who always asks questions that aren't their business.

" Man that guy is always up my ass, what a croch sniff"
By Stace
Croch On The Rocks
To dip or emmerse one's nut sack into the beverage of another unkowing individual.

"Steve was acting like such a dick mouth at the bar last night so when we was busy talking to some chick I took his drink under the table and gave him a little croch on the rocks."
By Rivy
Croch Pheasant
insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!
By Meriel
Croch Watch
when your sitting and a female with big butt and tight jeans walks in and you cant help but look at her croch and ass ..because your eye level with it..

"yo i was falling asleep in that meeting until sheila walked in and i just croched watched until she sat down...i was awake with wood..
By Mil
Croch Rocket
A fast motor cycle usualy a ninja or some other racing bike

jimmy high on coke jumped on to his croch rocket and flew into oblivion!
By Rois
Croch Turkey
1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

By Tillie
Croch Cannibal
Yet another term to define a "lesbian"

Man, look at those two croch cannibals
By Marita