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Crotches
the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.
By Nerta
Crotch
(n) (adj) (v)
a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.

“Did that person wake up on the wrong side of the bed? They’ve been acting very crotch.”
By Cindy
Crotch
It's a special part that we all have down there.

Yessssss, I really like your crotch
By Stormi
Crotched
In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."
By Trix
Crotching-it
Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
By Fae
Crotch
1. Another name for groinal area.

2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants

3. Act of shoving something in your crotch

My crotch is itchy.

There's a whole in the crotch of my pants

I crotched the drugs.
By Annalise
Crotching
The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.

Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)
By Daron
Crotch
To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.

Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!
By Bernadene
Crotch
a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.

"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"
"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."
By Randene
Crotch
the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.

The video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!
By Sonia