Define Crowbarred Meaning

A metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.

It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.

It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.

The star of Valve's popular Half-Life series.

Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.

No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.

The most revolutionary weapon ever to be seen in a game. Can be used for prying headcrabs off of zombies, breaking off Combine heads, cracking open boxes and 2x4's, and trying to kill G-Man. First acquired weapon in Half-Life 1 and 2. Not to be underestimated, especially in the hands of an expert such as Gordon Freeman.

A badass band of fat guys from New Orleans, LA.

Verb: To insert your arm between a man's legs from behind, reach up, and slap him in the stomach, around the bellybutton.

This process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.

pulling the penis upward (while in missionary position) when its only about 1/3rd in, opening the vagina length wise.

The act of helping your neighbor tug on a large, exposed root in his yard. It usually involves the use of a crowbar to lessen the strain that can occur when helping your neighbor tug on his root.

To try and burrow your way in to the fun and failing miserably.

During sex , typically reverse cowgirl or standard ( the girl on top ) the man gets the angle correct and jolts , slams the woman down with right force and trajectory to bend , snap the penis