Define Cui Meaning

Cui
“Can you imagine

Not to be confused with cufi: “Can you fucking imagine?”

Each letter must be said separately. Obvs.

Hi pal. Cui how fun it will be when those ratchet strippers queef in our face tonight? I mean cufi?

I sure can pally.
By Christina
Cui
Verb: To Masturbate. Can also be used as a noun (e.g. "I love the cui").

Person 1: "Man that was a good cui".
Person 2: "Nothin like cuiing in the early morn".
By Rosella
Cui
To masterbate alot, even though alot of people wont say they cui they really do. This guy named Joey i know does it.

Ricky: What are you gonna do man?
Joey: I might go home and cui some more
By Loise
Cui
A different term for the abbreviation lol. Cui is the abbreviation for 'Crack Up Inside'

Instant Messanger 1: you smell lyke dog shyt
Instant Messanger 2: lol

::now with cui::

Instant Messanger 1: you smell lyke dog shyt
Instant Messanger 2: cui
By Roanne
Cui
n., pl.; the plural form of "cuz"; two or more good friends, buddies, homeys, homeslices, etc.

I'm chillin' with my cui.
By Zorina
Cuy
Cuy = Guinea Pig Ecuador

The only "difference" is that in Ecuador cuyes are not pets, they are bred, much like chickens, to be later broiled and served as a delicacy.

person1: What should we cook for our guests today?
person2: I think we should get some Cuyes and serve them with potatos and encebollado.
By Ilise
Cui
To Masturbate. Originated from a person named Harry Cui, who was believed to have masturbated at least 10 times a day. Suspected of even ditching friends and parties to do it.

Person 1: Oh man I'm sorry dude I have a ton of homework, I can't get out.
Person 2: Bullsh*t, you just want to cui.
By Calla
Cuy
A distinctly Ecuadorian dish of roasted guinea pig. Comes from the sound a guinea pig makes.... "cuy! cuy!".

Ecuadorians love to eat cuy.
By Dottie
CUI
CUI (pronounced as "queue-ee"). Stands for Completely Useless Information.

"I just spent 15 minutes listening to that CUI from my boss"
By Daphna
Cuy
El roedor mas facha el cual tiene su origen en Perú

Ese animal tan facha es un {cuy}
By Sophia