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Define Cumbrellas Meaning

Cumbrella
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
By Alexina
Cumbrella
Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
By Ebonee
Cumbrellas
False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.
By Jammie
Cumbrella
The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.

Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!
By Amber
Cumbrella
These are umbrella's used in the porn industry to protect camera's while filming squirt movies.

"Dude, Cytheria is about to blow. Put up the cumbrella."
By Melisent
Cumbrella
When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.

She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.
By Teressa
Cumbrella
A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.

Amy: Do you have the protection?

Ben: A cumbrella? Yeah I've already put it on.
By Tybi
Cumbrella
An umbrella used to guard one's self from showers of cum.

Im about ta' hit it so hard, she gonna need a cumbrella!
By Anallise
Cumbrella
Another word for condom

John: I can wait for you to let me in because I'm just that kind of fella, but I'm gonna bust so hard you're gonna need a cumbrella
Amanda: Ok, John....
By Zarah
Cumbrella
A three man job that requires one man to spread his ball sack out flat.
, Another man to ejaculate (cum) on the flatly spread ball sack, and a third man to suck the cun out of the ball sack with or without a straw.

Shawn: Johnny what are you doing tonight?
Johnny: I was thinking you and Jeff should come over so we can do a cumbrella
By Pavia