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Define The Umbrella Meaning

The Umbrella
this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.

Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...
By Alma
The Umbrella
When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.

Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.
By Katharina
Umbrella
It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella

One can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.
By Merrie
Umbrella
a person's care. to be under one's umbrella is to be under their care and supervision; likened to 'taking someone under their wing'. most notably found in Rihanna's song "Umbrella"

Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other; you can stand under my umbrella.
By Naomi
Umbrella
A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.


Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"
By Keeley
Umbrellas
Def. 1.) A term that is used to say me la pelas in a non-dirty way.

Def. 2.) use it as fuck that shit, fuck it, or fuck you


Girl: "Hey Tim, are you going to do the project for english?"

Tim: "Umbrellas, i got better things to do!"
By Dayle
Umbrella
another wprd for a woman's uterus / womb.

you can stand under my umbrella, come into me
By Sibel
Umbrella
The worst song ever.

Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh

Emo Kid: Woah! Such a deep hidden message.
By Adan
Umbrella
(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather

Mike and Fran playing hangman:

Fran's stuck on an eight letter word, Mike starts offering hints: "It's got a crooked handle...before you use it you have to stretch it first...and it's something we can share."

Fran eons later: "That sounds so wrong...ohh..I've got it- umbrella"
By Janel
The Umbrella
Someone who has horrible game, he prevents every girl in his reach from getting wet. This may not always be the girl that The Umbrella himself is trying to hook up with.. sometimes The Umbrella is so big it prevents your girl from getting wet as well.

Man we were all gonna get laid, and then Eddie the Umbrella showed up and cock blocked all of us.

Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!
By Denise