Define Eons Meaning

Eons
ages, a long time
not used much now.

i havent seen you for eons.
By Kamilah
Eon

God, that stupid math class lasted an eon.
By Trude
Eon
An extreme amount of time.

When used by mortals it often refers to their feeling of time, they feel like it is taking an extreme amount of time.
When a god-like being, an eternal, god or immortal being uses it an eon will often refer to truly huge amounts of time. This huge amount of time is often up in millions and billions of years.

This race uses eons to develop!
By Cindi
Eon

I haven't seen you in eons.
By Sharl
Eon
*the longest amount of measurable time

*a kick ass song by 311

not an even field to be on
feels like standing still for eons and eons
By Maure
Eon
A first world pompous preppy male or female. who follows the crowd, Speaks in text talk, is obsessed with Gucci and consumerism and has no real life experience other than spending daddy's money while being completely oblivious to any real world problem. All in All one of the main things wrong with the world today and a major reason that injustice, capitalism, racism starvation and war still exist in the modern world

Quotes include : (sounding shocked and disgusted) "OMG I like totally had to pay this company called eon for my electricity"

(confused) " Israel and Palestine" is that like a new brand it wont be as good as Gucci

(angry) " OMG I know who Tony Blair is he's the president duh"

(serious) " don't they speak Portuguese in Spain" ?

(Serious) " Omg Apple and Microsoft Don't care about money, they give all their money to starving orphans

(serious) " if Africa's like starving why don't they just move instead of asking for money all the time ffs"

moron first world preppy
By Robenia
Eon
The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more

whoooo! scary shit man
By Annabell
Eon
Name of someone who is considered a god by many people but is no more human then the rest of us. He jus has more skills then the rest.

By Tootsie
EON
Exhale out nose

When you think somethings funny, but don't actually laugh out loud making LOL an inappropriate term.

Jeffrey:"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking."

Annette: "EON"
By Catharine
Eon
A rough measurement of time. Equivalent to about one week.

Problem running your robot with 2 week old software? Please, I fixed that like eons ago.
By Aimil