Define Umbrellas Meaning

Umbrellas
Def. 1.) A term that is used to say me la pelas in a non-dirty way.

Def. 2.) use it as fuck that shit, fuck it, or fuck you


Girl: "Hey Tim, are you going to do the project for english?"

Tim: "Umbrellas, i got better things to do!"
By Octavia
The Umbrella
When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.

Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.
By Julie
Umbrella
It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella

One can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.
By Winnifred
Umbrella
a person's care. to be under one's umbrella is to be under their care and supervision; likened to 'taking someone under their wing'. most notably found in Rihanna's song "Umbrella"

Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other; you can stand under my umbrella.
By Elaine
Umbrella
A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.


Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"
By Eulalie
Umbrella
another wprd for a woman's uterus / womb.

you can stand under my umbrella, come into me
By Jaynell
Umbrella

Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh

Emo Kid: Woah! Such a deep hidden message.
By Emilia
Umbrella
(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather

Mike and Fran playing hangman:

Fran's stuck on an eight letter word, Mike starts offering hints: "It's got a crooked handle...before you use it you have to stretch it first...and it's something we can share."

Fran eons later: "That sounds so wrong...ohh..I've got it- umbrella"
By Lorain
The Umbrella
Someone who has horrible game, he prevents every girl in his reach from getting wet. This may not always be the girl that The Umbrella himself is trying to hook up with.. sometimes The Umbrella is so big it prevents your girl from getting wet as well.

Man we were all gonna get laid, and then Eddie the Umbrella showed up and cock blocked all of us.

Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!
By Amity
Umbrella
where someones head of their dick is way bigger than the rest of their cock

dude, D flore got an umbrella
By Ali