Dude I must have had way to much to drink lastnight. When I woke up I was curdling with your wife! All 300lbs of her.
By Belle
Curdling
The act of manually stimulating a man so rapidly that he ejaculates while still flaccid. The stimulator then backhands the receiver, leaving a mustache of semen—“Curdled!”
A feeling you get when you are really disgusted by something/someone and you feel sick ,your fingers start curling up in a weird way and you shudder a bit....can be interpreted in different ways if you want, tis a versatile and flexible feeling use it how you want, this is how I use it.
Mixing and inserting semen from condoms of past lovers into the vagina with the intent to impregnate oneself without knowledge of who the father will be
When a girl is on the verge of having cottage cheese thighs. This condition typically develops in the early 20's due to college drinking and a lack of exercice because she has "always been skinny."
A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.
Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?