Define Custodian Meaning

Custodian
The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...
By Ashil
Custodian
An insult you lay on somebody when they do or say something stupid.

You wiped your ass with Poison Ivy? What a custodian!!
By Vevay
Custodian

Jeff: the custodian looks like a janitor
Fred: you fucking egg
By Murielle
Calcutta Custodian
A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian
By Florri
Courtesy Custodian
The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.

Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms.

I went to use the bathroom the other day to find a pube on the seat; people really need to learn how to courtesy custodian.
By Beatrisa
Custodian Kiss
To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”
By Milly
Cum Custodian
some body who cleans up cum for a living

my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets
By Taffy
Combat Custodian
Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.

Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!
By Tillie
Cosmic Custodian
One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.

As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...
By Charmain
Lmao I Aint No Custodian
When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to

Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian
By Lotta