My life was getting cystic until I found this oasis.
Tomorrow I will realize how cystic this party is - hangovers are not renal.
That meeting was so cystic my tongue has lodged in my throat.
By Darline
Cystic
1. Shorter version of calling people who have cystic fibrosis.
2. A soccer game variant in which once person is goal keep and the remaining players have to try and volley the ball in. If the keeper catches the ball or the ball goes into the goal without it being from a volly, the person is now the new goalkeeper. the game is played until keeper reached 10 goals inside, at this point everybody has bragging right against him and may now refer to him detrimentally as 'cystic'
Cystic Fibrosis is a disorder of the cell membranes, causing them to produce too much mucus, and so this tends to block up the lungs, making it difficult for the person to breathe. People with this condition often have to have breathing exercises to shift excess mucus. It can be inherited if two recessive genes are combined.
Cystic Fibroses is a common disease especially in Caucasian populations that usually appears in early childhood. It involves functional disorder of the exocrine glands, and is marked especially by faulty digestion due to a deficiency of pancreatic enzymes, by difficulty in breathing due to mucus accumulation in airways, and by excessive loss of salt in the sweat.
Also called Fibrocystic Disease of the Pancreas, and Mucoviscidosis
Tony: Hey Kyle, you excited for Rambo?
Kyle: Are you kidding me? I watched First Blood, First Blood Part two, and Rambo three last night in preparation, i'm experiencing some serious Cystic Rambosis!
By Glenn
Cystic FibrLOLsis
Something made you laughso hard you couldn't breathe - it gave you cystic fibrLOLsis.