Define Dad Me Meaning

Dad Me
This is used when a girl wants you to be her “daddy” and smash on her.

Oooo I want jerrin to Dad me 😏👅
By Becky
My Dad Beats Me
A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment

"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"
By Dulcie
Me Dad's In The Army
A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.

Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.

(A)

Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"

- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)

(B)

Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"
By Gennie
My Dad Left Me (story)
My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)
By Nikaniki
Why Did My Dad Leave Me
He said I was a failure and he never wanted to see me again

By Tawnya
My Dad Is Beating Me
he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me
By Ariana
I Keep Telling People That My Dad Beats Me But No One Will Listen

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?
By Donna
Fuck Me Dad
When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
By June