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Dane Cook
A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.

guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
By Dulcea
Dane Cook
unfunny

dane cook is unfunny
By Verene
Dane Cook
A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.
By Caron
Dane Cook
Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."
By Jasmine
Dane Cook
worst commedian ever so overatted not even funny remotely

dane cook is about as funny as Bob Saget
By Saloma
Dane Cook
A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
By Elaine
Dane Cook
an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.
By Nichol
Dane Cook
Dane Cook is an American comedian that does screen acting and stand-up comedy. His stand-up comedy is mostly observational. Cook is considered by many to be the funniest comedian to walk this planet. His CD “Retaliation” was on the top ten hits list for a wile. His most famous routines include topics such as someone getting struck by a vehicle, run-ins at “the Wall” and the “sangwich, and the "Heist/Monkey". He has also coined the word “BAMF” short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker and created the Su-Fi (Super Finger). Cook has come out with 2 CD’s so far (“Harmful if Swallowed” and “Retaliation”) and has appeared in numerous movies and numerous TV talk shows and comedy programs such as Saturday Night Live.

"Hahahaa. That Dane Cook is a silly bitch."
By Ceciley
Dane Cook
(Pulling a) dane cook: to do/say something that was uncalled for in an environment unappropriate to that action. In simpleton's terms, it means to be a douchebag.

Person 1: Whoa dude, did you see how Vanessa Hudgens got called out at the Teen Choice awards?
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.

Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.
By Carlina
Dane Cook
Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF

That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch
By Carleen