"You guys have any drugs, contraband, outstanding tickets, warrants for your arrest, anything I should know about?" -Cop
"Yeah, I've got a warrant out for my arrest....
Danglin" -Andrew
"Who's putting on the
critical mass ride?" -bike whore
"I don't know, but I have
a critical mass.... Danglin" -me
"Do you have the new app that shows you the direction to Mecca?" -Muslim
"Yeah, I've got that app.... Danglin" -Iphone user
"Do you have a 8mm hex?" "Yeah, fuckin.... Danglin"