The ability to make any girl fall for you using only your voice, charm, wit, and mystery. Usually, on who is diaphramable is a lonely, nerdy, socially awkward 17 year old boy who falls asleep at five in the morning after watching a collection of short stories by Steven King, prank calling random people off his Facebook friend's list, and consuming two and a half liters of mountain dew and a whole bunch of doritos.
Often Mistaken for a stalker or a creeper.
