A insult describing someone who has a phobia of defacating with there butt above the water because of the possibility of water being splashed on their butt, so the person submerges their butt into the toilet water and defecates in that fashion.
"I saw Timmy pooing and I have descovered that he is a dip ass, his wet boxers reveals the truth
By Nixie
Dip Ass
When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman and proceeds to shove his hand into her rectum and jerk himself off.
"Totally dip assed that Asian hooker last night!"
"Did she scream?"
"No, she's the one who asked for it..."
noun-someone who double dips a badger in the ass, the ultimate in douche-baggery, faggotry, and ass-hattery. They are so vial, not only are they double dipping, they're double dipping something that bites back.
That kid made up a nickname for himself, he calls himself LD? It means long dong? What a double dipping ass badger
When you fall into the toilet because someone, usually a man leaves the seat up. Woman in particular assume the toilet seat will be down and never look before they leap into the bowl.
Rick: "W-w-we’re gonna get purged, Morty. Help me up."
Morty: "Oh, geez, geez! Wait a minute, Rick. Why don’t we just use your portal gun?"
Rick: "It’s in the car, dip-ass!"
