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Define Assed Meaning

Assed
bothered: can't be bothered to do something

Ashton: How did you discover that orange juice on pancakes was good?
Anna: I spilled some on my pancakes once and couldn't be assed to cook anything else.
By Fanechka
Assed
wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well
By Emilia
Assed
popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.
By Sharia
Assed
When someone gets anally raped.

Little Mark got assed by M J last night!
By Jolene
Assed
Cashed, or depleted, typically in reference to marijuana.

This bowl is assed, man.
By Mirabel
Assed
killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.
By Daphna
Assed
quds’ unique way of saying asked

I assed my teacher for his peepee size
By Ferdinande
Assed
when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.

"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg
By Cybil
ASS ASS ASS
When someone with tourettes has an ass-twitch

Tourettes Guy: ASS ASS ASS
By Berty
Ass To Ass
Originally coined by the ever-excitable Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank in the movie Requiem For a Dream upon seeing two naked girls insert a large dildo in their rectums and then 'push it real good', the usage of this phrase soon became so widespread that it became a universal reply to any question, situation or insult.

Would would you like for breakfast?

ASS TO ASS!

Where shall we go on holiday this year?

ASS TO ASS!

What should we do if the stairwell catches fire?

ASS TO ASS!

You are such a dick, Mr Murphey.

ASS TO ASS!

I hear that penuts are extinct in certain mountainous areas of Paraguay.

ASS TO ASS!

You're acting like a certain child who was here recently.

ASS TO ASS!

I'm gonna pwn you, n00b.

ASS TO ASS!

Surely that's enough, now.

ASS TO ASS!
By Lorrin