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Define Dirt Track Meaning

Dirt Track
the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'
By Courtnay
Dirt Track
to shove it up the bum bum instead of the pee pee when there on the blob

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead
By Herta
Dirt Track
anal passage, butt hole

Eddie finger blasted his dirt track.
By Karisa
Dirt Track
A rather degrading term for homosexual intercourse. Used mainly by idiotic schoolboys and the likes.

"Did you hear?"
"No, what?"
"Nathan had Jak up the Dirt Track!"
By Bridie
Dirt Tracking
Sexual Intercourse practiced by 2 males.
Or, Anal Sex practiced by a hetrosexual couple.

The river ran red, so I took the dirt track instead.
She was filthy and up for anything so I went dirt tracking.
By Nora
Dirt Track Racing
It means racing but on dirt

Dude let's go dirt track racing
By Verene
Dirt Track Rider
a shit stabber, someone who takes it up the khyber, a fanatical bowler who uses the cadbury alley, mr mercury was one! dig?

the geezer likes to ride a dirt track track on occasion.
By Cristin
Dirt Track Rider
To shove ones pork sword up another’s anus. This often results in dirt accumulation under the male mud flaps.

You should have seen me ride Mandy’s Dirt Track last night. She loved it and I think I got some peanuts and sultanas caught under my mud flaps. I am appearing on the cover of next month’s Dirt Track Rider.
By Judy
If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead
Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
By Bridgette
If The River Runs Red Take The Dirt Track Instead
If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
By Sheelagh