friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?
friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?
friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night
friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.
By Freda
Pork Sword
porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpystumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)