"I wish I could date that blogger."
"Don't you guys live over 3,000 miles away?"
"Yeah..."
"Distance is such a cock-block."
By Essa
Distance
A big, huge, ugly thing that keeps friends, Bestfriends, lovers and others away from each other. distance usually causes random phrases like "i miss you!" or "my day is always worse with out you like today! =("
McNabb threw one for the distance with 10 seconds to go and the Eagles won the Super Bowl.
Joey told Katie that he would finally be able to go the distance this time, but once again he "blew it" before the game even started.
By Gayleen
The Distance
A term used to describe when somebody takes a long time to orgasm, usually when somebody of the male species has sex with a womanlong enough for her to orgasm more than once. One who can not go the distance is a minute man.