Define Dividends Meaning

Cash money. "ends" is short for dividends.

(FINANCE) a quarterly payment that companies make to owners of their stock. In theory, the source of the company's stock's intrinsic value.

A company's dividends are usually chosen to be as regular as possible; they can be considerably lower than the company's quarterly earnings, provided the company is growing in value. They are important, because they are the direct motivation to buy the stock.

A drink or cocktail. Stems from the concept of sharing the profits from a good harvest among the farmers involved, as in a glass of wine from a barrel or a shot of whiskey from a cask. Commonly used to refer to a drink poured from a larger stash (i.e. a bottle of whiskey or a batch of martinis).

A previous endeavor starting to bring good results.

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.

Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.

The Liar’s Dividend is a phenomenon where someone can get away with lying by saying that something is “fake news” and if the media attempts to expose the lie it can backfire and only make the lie sound / seem even more credible.

When a dividend is received that is covered in cum, usually due to the excitement of the investor

it means I don't give a damn, of course and no one can take you seriously if you say this when you're angry