Man yo that joke was doomie!
You so doomie fo dat.
You so doomie you act like ya aint gota brain.
That was doomie!
By Portia
Doomi Theory
The Doomi theory is a scientific theory of the creation of the universe. It states that the universe was created by a very large cosmic being named DamanpreetBasra. His sheer volume was so large that he collapsed onto him self and created the universe we know. Damanpreet Basra is also known to be the largest being in our known universe. Many scientists have mistaken him for plants and even large giant stars.
noun: a person who spends a lot of time doomscrolling and sharing the rottingfruits of their labours via social media.
I had to block him as he was becoming a bit of a doomie and I can't cope with the news at the moment unless it contains uplifting stories about puppies of videos of kittens!