Define Dooney Meaning

Dooney
someone lacking intelligence or someone who commits thoughtless acts

You're a dooney if you fail health.
OR
Look at that dooney, he just crashed his car.
By Amber
Dooney
dooney
doo-ney (adj.) 1.) Slang for a fat, ugly, and/or annoying girl.
(N.) 2.) An obese nasty "hoe" who starves for attention and fufills her need through pointless drama and Peanut Butter Oreos, also a ruthless cockblocker.

Alternative Definitions/Words: A "bum bum bum bum " bitch, baluga whale, and any form of the word gorilla is acceptable

Dooneys need to be stopped! Recognize your local "dooney'' and call authorities a.s.a.p.

did you see that dooney gal? her saggy face was covered in peanut butter. someone's gotta drive her home.
By Kat
Dooney
In ancient days, a group of psychic Egyptians have a vision there would be a great individual that is charming, has a glorious charisma in his voice. They claim that this individual will show up in the last days of earth, He is said to be the 3rd greatest person to walk the face of this planet. Besides Jesus and Moses He is also ageless. Could be a myth could be truth.

Person 1: Dooney is coming!

Person 2: Where ?!
Person 1: There! There goes Dooney
By Annecorinne
Dooney
An abbreviated way to refer to a purse or bag by Dooney & Burke.

Is that a Dooney you're carrying?
By Mariska
DOONEY
A big messy shit that gets everywhere and takes forever to clean up

"I'll be right back, I gotta drop a dooney."

"I just took a dooney and it smelled so bad."
By Calla
Dooney And Bourke

I just bought this Dooney & Bourke purse yesterday at South Coast Plaza.
By Elisabeth
Dooney And Bourke
The epitome of mismatching colors, animal skins and African baby hair all jumbled together to make one, butt-ugly mismatched purse.

"Did you puke all over your shoulder and arm?"
"No! It's my Dooney and Bourke purse OMG STFU!!!"
By Ainslie
Dooney & Bourke
pretty much the best brand/designer of purses ever known in the history of purses

any dooney & bourke purse or whatever
By Ermengarde
Dooney And Bourke
the best purses ever...really expensive...but not as much as prada, etc, but u get better quality...

My Dooney is the pimpass purse!
By Madelon
Dooney And Bourke
ugly purses. For real, why yall like them they UGLY.
I prefer Luie Vuitton, Chanel, Baby Phat & Gucci to ugly ass Dooney & bourke.

D&B don't stand fo Dooney & Bourke it stand for "Dick N Booty"
By Annamaria