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Define Douchin' Meaning

Douchiner
This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.

Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.
By Netta
Douchin'
Preforming actions of a Douche; Baggary

Charles was douchin' all over the place.
By Bernardine
Douchin'
To douche

Carry was douchin' all night.
By Dolley
Douchineer
Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.

He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!
By Maddie
Douchin
To be douchin is to be totally awesome, and is the antonym of douche. I made it up, and with you help it will catch on, trust me.


For example, "That rich bastard was being a total douche before, but he had this totally douchin dog that jumped over a flight of stairs during the hurricane and slid 10 feet! It was the coolest dog ever."
By Vallie
Douchin
A word used to describe a total dick. Often used by leekin people. Someone who is "douchin" it up would mean that they are being an extreme douche bag, stuck up, and rude. Another Way it would be used is a way to describe someone on how they look or act.

Andrew is douchin it up.
Ronald Mcdonald is douchin because of his clown suit.
That douchin douche bag stole my catnip!
Hosster is douchin.
By Hali
Douchin
an adjective used to describe someone who is an asshole or who is arrogant

wow look at the douchin man in the convertable
OR
yea, bill gates is pretty douchin
Or
youre a douchin young man
By Lorelei
Douchinator
A individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, Douches Maximus, or Douchesaurus Rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics.

(ala terminator).. Douchinator scanning.....scanning....garden-variety douche identified.....targeting
By Leontine
Douchin' It Out
1) The distasteful act of popping up the collar of a

button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,

and wearing it erect.

2) To wander about in public wearing traditional

Douche Bag attire.

Douchin' It Out

“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.

He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.

I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way

the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out

any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
By Esmeralda
Str8 Douchin'
Seizing the moment to be an asshole. Seizing the moment to become arrogant, to not giving a fuck. It is the power of Douche to the 2nd power. Unlike Douche, this is done intentionally.

Ex.1
guy1: you see this guy wearing his hawaiian shirt on and popped collar?
guy2: I know! he's Str8 Douchin'!!

Ex.2
guy1:George, man..why do you got to be Str8 Douchin'!?
guy2: whaaat?!.. I can't wear my shades inside this mothafuckin bar!?...Sheeeit!!

Ex.3
george: hey tony what are you wearing for tonight?
tony: i'm going to put my Purple Cobra shirt on and swimming trunks, Im bout to be a mawfuckin' PIMP in this club!!

Str8 Douchin' Quotes:

1. Hey Girl, you look good!!....BUT YOU WANT TO LOOK BETTER?.. PUT MY SHIRT ON..

2. OH YOU TOUGHT I WAS HITTING YOU!? *LAUGHS*..I WAS JUST BEING POLITE!!

3. was this before or after you sucked his dick!?
By Loni