Define Douche Rocket Meaning

A word to describe an asshole or more commonly, a douche. There are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: asshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.When someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.

someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel

Someone who is a major douche bag.

A person who’s douchery has no limits.

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.

A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.

One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.

A Huge Douche Bag; One that is high and above all the other assholes.

Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.

The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.