boss:why were you late john? john:sorry sir i had to drop the kids off. boss:you don't have kids though john. john:you've got to be the stupidest guy i've ever met you dumbass.!
reply given when asked in a quiet restraunt where youre going when you suddenly up and leave the table shortly after finishing an ill prepared fish dish. loudly, yet not obnoxiously whilst pointing to the toilets... "oh, im just going to drop the kids off." everyone by then should assume youre off to take a huge shit.
"... illbe back in about 10, just dropping the kids off. "