Shit, there's dueling Seinfelds on. Should I watch the one with a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences or the one where there's a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences?
By Peggi
Duel
When two males stand face to face and proceed to masturbate in the direction of each other. The person to be ejaculated on first loses the duel.
I tried to get off quickly in the duel, but he cummed all over me before I got off.
By Jayme
Dueling
(n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.
Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.
When two friends sit back to back in computer office chairs and begin masturbating at the same time. Then after a set amount of time, both turn around and fire their loads at each other.
A:"Hey dude I'm bored."
B:"Yeah, me too."
A:"Want to duel?"
B:"Sure, I love dueling!"
A:"Ready? Set. Go!"
B:"Aww man. I lost. Good game!"
A contest between two individuals, no more, no less (er, obviously). Despite what Mr. Anonymous would have you think, it is not necessarily a battle to the death. A chess match could be considered a duel, as could a swordfight, or a naked mudwrestling contest (between women, of course. Naked men mudwrestling is a fucking crime against nature).