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Easy Bake
a person who smokes weed or any other kind of drug and gets high really quickly.

that dude just took two puffs and he's high what a fucking easy bake
By Evangelia
Easy Bake
cheap edibles made with really shitty weed specifically baked in an easy bake oven

“do you have any easy bake, bro?”
By La Verne
Easy Bake
a way to describe a previous marijuana usage where the smoker was forced to smoke a miniscule amount of bud

i wanted to get all dutched out before school but bob's broke ass only had enough to easy bake
By Cordi
Easy Bake
Someone who just can't hide their high.

"That bitch Michelle Long is an easy bake!"
By Leeann
Easy Bake Oven
go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!

"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"
By Korry
Easy Bake Oven
A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.

That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.

The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

By Kipp
Easy Bake Oven
When children "dutch oven" their parents after having a bad dream.

That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!
By Ilyssa
Easy Bake Oven
1. a childs plaything used for the making of "easy made" treats.
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. ASS!!!

1. -Dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, I've had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days!
-Lay off the laxatives, man.
2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.
By Channa
Easy Bake Oven
The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.

"Dude this chick totally Easy Bake Ovened me in bed. WTF?!?"
By Linnie
Easy Bake Oven
A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.

My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.
By Timothea