The act of throwing out a
vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a
loved one underneath the sheets, either until they
pass out or better still vomit.
I knew that I had left a
skiddie in my pants as I
curved out a
stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!