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Election
a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals

Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
By Kristyn
Election
The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.

"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"
By Dinny
Election
Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang

Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?
By Leonora
Election
Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.

That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.
By Emylee
Election
A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.

Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
By Merla
Election
A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."

This electionis a waste of time.
By Zorine
Election
A cultural event indigenous to New Hampshire.

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.
By Corrina
Election
a word you should avoid using at all costs, because of the risk of a freudian slip

The ere...election was quite exciting.
By Raven
Electability
A primary candidate's ability, as perceived by a political party's ideological base, of having the best chance of later winning in the general election.

Many Democratic primary voters voted for John Kerry in 2004 because they believed he was the only candidate with enough electability to be able to beat Republican George W. Bush in the Presidental Election.
By Rana
Elected
To have recently taken advantage of good fortune to place oneself in a good position.

Man A: Got 24 cans for 20 quid for the gaff party this weekend.

Man B: Nice wan, you are elected!
By Rosemarie