Urbandictionary is a creation put forth solely by the imagination of
Epicac. You reading this right now? You are doing it purely out of
Epicac's will that you read it.
Epicac also sucks horrendously at Mario Kart, where all his pain stems from, seeing as one of his own creations destroyed him completely, leaving no shred of dignity.
This was so he could ascend to the next level of hell (Chuckee Cheese) and get the crystal
goblet to defeat his
arch nemesis, Generic Androgynous Emo. He then, filled it with the blood of all emos the world over.
His creation is the travelling sidekick doing all the work, yet getting none of the credit, because that is what Epicac wishes.
P1: Did you see at the end of the 3rd
cut scene?
Proteus took a handful of bullets for
Epicac!
P2: So what, i'm a figure skater.
