boy 1: heey do you se that chick over there?
boy 2: yeah hot ay?
boy 1: haard her name must be essy
By Vernice
Essy
Something essy is something that is cringey, somewhat gross, weird, odd, or stinky. Sometimes all of those things at the same time. The word is derived from "stinky", which was modified to "stink-e", then shortened to "s.e" and finally "essy". Someone who is "extra essy" might be called the "Mayor of EssyVille".
1) The burrito at Chipotle was kinda gross, it was so essy.
2) John: I've been wearing these socks for three days...
Describes a vexing attitude. As many male Homosexuals enunciate the hard "S" sounds in words; To be Essy is to say Pissy without the "P" but with the fabulous flare that only male gay men do.
1) The most amazing Lesbian in the whole world.
2) A sexual beast who does nothing but attract other straight or bisexual woman who want to lay with her.
3) Portugesebombshell
1) Damn, that Essi is the most amazing lesbian in the world.
2) Wow, that girl pulled an Essi.
3) Girl: "You ain't nothin like that damn Essi"
Girl's Boyfriend: "Wut!?!?"
The hottest girl around. She can brighten anyone’s day and she is super duper kind and funny. She thinks she needs to be with Nathan for some reason although Nathan can suck my dick.
