when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like aportugese landslide
A traffic maneuver used by people attempting to turn left (or right in places where they drive on the left) onto a busy street. The driver pulls out and blocks one lane of traffic while waiting for an opening to appear in the other lane. Named for the originators of this maneuver, Rhode Island'sPortugese community.
When your doing a girl from behind during a threesome, you pull out, blow your load between her ass cheeks, squeeze her cheeks together and make the other girl lick it out.
Man I was having a threesome with my girl and her sister and I gave her sister a Portugese Sandwich
By Tove
Portugese Breakfast
This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...
A clear form of Portugese. Portugese from Portugal sound like Russian, spiting food, and a lisp. Brazilain Portugese is acutaly closer to the original Portugese than Portugese from Portugal.
The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.
I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meetin the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.
By Carry
Portugese Icypole
A gift that involves one excreting a cable (poo) of at least 6 inches and placing the cable in aluminium foil and freezing it. The frozen cable is presented as a gift in frozen form.
