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Face Like A
...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.

Ugly beyond reproach.

Dave: "That lad's got a face like a chernobyl fireman's head."
Bill: "As I understand it, he was in fact a chernobyl fireman."
Dave: "(sings) #It's a wonderful life...#" (etc)
By Rosaline
Face Like Thunder
face looks like a terrible hurricane/ struck by lightening or electricuted.
just generally your a right ugly beast

rite darlin' uv gota face like thunda
By Denice
Face Like A Brexiter
Sour faced. miserable old sod ( or ‘Gammon’ )
Never smiles. Resents everything and everyone . See also “Face like a slapped-Arse”

See that old biddy with a Face Like A Brexiter complaining about the Darkies coming over here while the Jamaican nurse changes her incontinence pads
By Mirabel
Face Like A Grieving Cod!
really moody sad face, glum.

Jack Dee, with your face like a grieving cod!
By Ailene
Face Like A Welders Bench
based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters
By Tessi
A Face Like A Dropped Pie
To denote the profound grotesque appearance of a persons face.

"Fuck Me! She has a face like a dropped pie"
By Lilah
Face Like A Smashed Crab
an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!
By Constancia
Face Like A Welder's Workbench
Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"
By Drucill
Face Like A Melted Welly
Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly
By Estella
Face Like A Beekeeper's Glove
Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"
By Karoly