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Welded
Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.

Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.

"Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore."

"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."
By Athene
(The) Weld
The stripe that is on the underside of the penis where it looks like the skin has been joined together.

If you check your own penis you will see it - and as it has no official medical term, and has appearance the of a seam weld, this is commonly referred to as 'The Weld'.

Look at ' (The) weld' on that cock
By Carolee
Weld
The seam of skin between the bullet hole and ball bag or vagina (minge, gash, clunge etc)

I'm gonna kick you in the weld
By Claretta
Welding
The act of using a welder

"Hey dude, I'm welding with this welder"
By Rubetta
Weld
(Jamaica, old school) To engage in sexual intercourse.

I'm goin' to be weldin' her big time tonight, mon.
By Jolene
Weld
The space between a mans anus and nut sack. It is where a man is said to be welded together.

You can lick my weld if you like...actually just lick it anyway.
By Stacey
Weld
for sparks of love to fly

At raft camp, Josh and Lola were totally welding, you could see the sparks.
By Guinevere
Weld
A large individual with a shape that resembles the popular character 'Bigweld' from the 2005 film 'Robots'

Heckin' heck I've spotted a Weld outside the pub
By Selie
Welding
grinding your penis in between the thighs of another man to achieve ejaculation.

In the mid-90s, young men at the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT-Madras) started the concept of welding as they were having difficulty getting anywhere with young females.

Sanju: Man, I asked the hot chick out to chai, but she rejected me.

Krishnu: It's okay. We can head back to our dormitories and weld Sanju.
By Shaine
Weld
To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld.
By Irita