the fuck boi that you never see coming. he will lead you on for monthes then randomly stop talking to you and tell you he’s talking to other girls. watch the fuck out bitches
“hey who is evan james?”
“ugh that’s the dick that ghosted me last week”
By Matty
Evan James Blackmon
Friend with everybody, hella Good looking, Smart af, athletic, and gets all the pussy
This is the name of god. Evan James Tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. They have milfs for mothers, and NICE BUTTS. Pinch em, they won't mind;) They're normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! They'll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. No lie. Hazaah for Evans!(:
