Define Evite Meaning

Evite
An electronic invitation. Much more likely to get you RSVP's than a snail mail invite. Offered by numerous online services.

"Did you just get the evite for Bill's costumer party? Who the hell is going to this thing anyway?"
By Ninette
Evitable
Able to be avoided, evaded, or escaped; Uncertain; Unnecessary; Not necessarily sure to occur, happen, or come; Alterable.

The evitable result of life is death. Assuming you are immortal.
By Pooh
EVIT
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I'm taking a summer session there, learning Adobe Illustrator, Then Photoshop, Then Flash MX, Then Dreamweaver. I think i will win!
By Lynnette
Evitability
opposite of inevitability; quality of not just having to happen

Now that her campaign has recognized the evitability of her campaign success, they are having to make a lot of changes
By Corinna
Evitation
An electronic invitation

I just received my evitation to the party.
By Tess
Evite Exegesis
Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"

No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."
By Tony
Evite
Evite - Slang Word Meanin’ Premium Quality.

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By Jerrilee