(n.) the brown mark left behind in your
underpants when the tip of a turd decides to
slide out of your asshole,
breach the ass cheek barrier, and scrape the cloth of your underpants.
fella #1: dude, my girlfriend was hogging the bathroom this
morning before work and i really had to make duty. it was almost a disaster.
fella #2: you didn't crap your pants did you?
fella #1: no. when i finally got in the bathroom my underwear only had an exit wound in 'em. luckily, it wasn't a full blown
shit fest.
fella #2: ...i would've just taken
the dump in her shoes.